I wanted to discuss the light-hearted things that perplex me.
I'm sure the following make perfect sense to some, so feel free to enlighten me in the comments:
Dating in Middle School - What good can come of it?
Too-short jean shorts - Or what I like to refer to as jean underwear.
Mantyhose (male pantyhose) - No lie. If you haven't seen them, check out this hilarious post from Natalie at Life Out Loud.
Piercings in the "private parts" - Actually I don't get tongue ones either.
Fun Dip - It's sugar, but colored. Why not just eat straight sugar and avoid coloring your tongue and teeth?
Clothes on dogs - We don't put cats in clothes or leave out small clothes for squirrels who might need them.
Down Comforters - They are lumpy and too hot.
The Bachelor - Quite frankly I'm offended. Way too many women vie for an over-inflated man. I have a better idea, and a more honest one. Let a bunch of up and coming actors and actresses vie for the part of a couple in a television series. See who has chemistry and wins over viewers. Take love out of it, make it what it is. People seeking fame and winning based on their acting abilities.
But that's only my opinion.
I know I'll think of several more after I hit publish, so there might be a Part Two in my future.
What don't you understand?
Thanks to Christine at Inspired Life for inspiring this post with her version here.